Friday, November 14, 2008

L.A.M.B The gospel according to Biff, Christs childhood pal



"The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrafice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years-except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story.
Verily, the story of Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healing, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more-except maybe "Maggie", Mary of Magdala-and Biff isn't about to let hi extrodinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight."

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Book Review

'I am Eleanor because I have a beard.'

The overall consensus of the Haunting of Hill House was an overall rating of 4 stars out of 5, just for weird factor alone. Each character had his/her own share of quirks but as for the actual house... Was Eleanor the reincarnated daughter of Hugh Crain or was she just completely out of her mind? I guess it will remain a mystery as will Hill House.

Food for Thought: Was Theodora gay? Or just an avid attention seeker? Or both?